I’ve seen all kinds of weird things in my 12+ years in the health and fitness industry.

But then I saw this on Instagram or somewhere the other day. And it’s such a ball of new-age-bs-nonsense that it’s worth sharing.

“The key to manifesting your biggest dreams is to learn how to raise your vibration.”

“The most powerful offering we’ll ever have is our own frequency.”

“It’s time to feel true alignment and watch the synchronicities unfold.”

WTF.

But also, gimme some of that.

-J